June 27, 2015

tremendous

Tremendous! All of you folks are SmackBangTremendous except for one of you.  The "oneofyou" seems to be "interplanetary traveling!"  You are actually on a dog leg left heading right!  Ouchy ouchy!

It's a nice day! You guys are tremendous (i.e. except one of you, like I said, who is a real space cadet) but your attention span isn't very long.  I realize that it takes something pretty exceptional to keep your attention for a very long period of time.  I get bored easily and fast soooo I understand you guys quite well.  Well, most of you anyway!  ItchieBitchie says--Let's be honest, some of you are "lighting in a bottle!"  Years ago a circuit preacher was riding his horse checking on his members and meets a farmer who had was hoeing his fields and greets him with “it’s a nice day”, the farmer responds with “that’s easy for you to say, all you have to do is think about God all day.”  Preachers says “that’s not as easy as you think, as a matter of fact I’ll give you this horse if you only think about God for one full minute.”  So the farmer bows his head and begins seriously thinking about God, after approximately 10 seconds looks up and says “would that include the saddle?”

Saturday question--Have you ever been lost in a "fool's paradise?" LuckieEddie says--Suck it up cupcake.  Let's get going.  We're burning day light! Or as super senor friend, June, said to me at church--"Ya just gotta do it" when I asked her how she was doing!  John "Tremendous" Smith (i.e. anyone can be a John or a Smith but there aren't many John "Tremendous" Smiths around folks) says--Some folks have a "Messiah Conflict" that being they think they are the Messiah.  Ouchy ouchy!  I heard John say--In fact many prayers are "personal comfort and compensation prayers" which are ok but aren't big prayers (i.e. mostly about me myself and I).   


Ironclad ego!  I heard Lebron James say after game 5 of the NBA playoffs--I'm the best player in the world.  Soooo do you like his confidence or do you think he is arrogant?  I assume there are folks in both camps.  He is a tremendous basketball player and probably is the world's best.  CadillacJack says--I know some great folks who don't act or talk like they are great.  I also know some folks who are "not soooo great" but act and talk like they are.  WildWillie says--It all depends which camp you come from.  SusieQ says--Maybe we misinterpreted Lebron's statement!  We do that sometimes you know.  Such is life.


You are one of 7,200,000,000 folks on this earth.  This might scare the bejabbers out of you.  Death a.k.a giving up the ghost, is inevitable for us all (i.e. no matter how tremendous you are or think you are). Medical advances have lowered infant mortality, raised life expectancy, and rebuffed illnesses that once spelled certain death. Despite the advances of technology and hygiene, the death rate still stands at 100 percent. Death still exists as the ultimate barrier, cutting us off from hopes, dreams, and the future. A tourist in Vienna is going through a graveyard and all of a sudden he hears music. No one is around, so he starts searching for the source. He finally locates the origin and finds it is coming from a grave with a headstone that reads: "Ludwig van Beethoven, 1770- 1827." Then he realizes that the music is Beethoven's Ninth Symphony and it is being played backward! Puzzled, he leaves the graveyard and persuades a friend to return with him. By the time they arrive back at the grave, the music has changed. This time it is the Seventh Symphony, but like the previous piece, it is being played backwards. Curious, the men agree to consult a music scholar. When they return with the expert, the Fifth Symphony is playing, again backwards. The expert notices that the symphonies are being played in the reverse order in which they were composed, the 9th, then the 7th, then the 5th. By the next day the word has spread, and a crowd has gathered around the grave. They are all listening to the Second Symphony being played backward. Just then the graveyard's caretaker ambles up to the group. Someone in the group asks him if he has an explanation for the music. "I would have thought it was obvious," the caretaker says: "He's decomposing!"

Plan B!  You can "rent a pastor" to say whatever you want them to say about you at your funeral.  It might cost more for some than for others but every "rent a pastor" has a level of $$$ that they will say the magic words--Our friend was a good person and is now with the Lord in heaven!  Bingo. Done deal.  Everything is hunkiedorie!  My mentor use to say--erv, once someone dies, they are always a lot better person.  LuckieEdie says--Could all be but very few if any of those 2,7000,000,000 really care what the "rent a pastor" says.  The prove is in the pudding!  Saturday question--Do you believe that eternity is indelible?

It feels "oh" soooo tremendous!  It seems at just the right time, many times I get a little encouragement.  Many times a little encouragement comes just when I'm just about ready to give up (i.e. perfect timing). It comes in many different forms and from many different folks.  Tremendous!  It's easy to live when your life is in a  "rose garden" compared to when your life is in a "bunch of weeds"! Some of those encouragements are soooo special from such tremendous folks that they bring tears to my eyes (i.e. I recently received such a one). Have that ever happened to you? I read this while eating my oatmeal with half a banana on it--There is an oxymoron throughout the Bible. It says that brokenness is strength. How can this be? How can brokenness be strength? In order to use men and women to their fullest extent, the Lord has to break His servants so that they might have a new kind of strength that is not human in origin. It is strength in spirit that is born only through brokenness. Do you folks believe that? Missperfect says--Brokenness is the epitome of encouragement. GeorgeTheCrook says--Come on, that's going a bit over the top Missperfect, isn't it! Such is life.

A tremendous mom is a blessing! Deb says to her son--If you think it might be wrong, it probably is. Soooo. Deb, does your son listen to your advice? I have no idea. He doesn't have any response. Itchiebitchie says--Sooo folks, don't decarbonze your life in being fooled by the foolers; if it stinks a little on the top, you know very well that it will stink a whole lot more when you get to the bottom of the barrel. Abraham Lincoln said--"You can fool all the people some of the time, and some of the people all the time, but you cannot fool all the people all the time." My Mom, Anna, would say--erv, always do what is right! I remember her words but always don't seem to do it. Such is life.

SusieQ asks--Do you want to be made well, healed in some way? Despite our claims to the contrary, if we are honest, we sometimes become comfortable with our various maladies. They can be convenient excuses for our behavior and crutches to give us reason not to seek something that, though better, might require more from us. The question always is--Do we really want to be made well? Do we really want to be tremendous?

LuckieEddie says--I'm not saying let's go kill all the stupid people. I'm just saying let's remove all the warning labels and let the problem work itself out.   

It ain't nutten new folks!  The English theologian William Perkins put it this way: “For look what a person loves most and cares most for and delights most in: that is his God.” Money. Status. Sex. Control. What we love and trust is what we actually worship, even if God’s name is on our lips.  I saw a bumper sticker this week that read: Live simply so others can simply live.  I think most of you folks do just that (i.e. except for that one)!  


ItchieBitchie says--Don't complain that your ice cream is cold!  CadillacJack says--Do you focus on the smallness of your closet and house, or do you see that you have so many clothes and stuff that you don't have room to store them?


They are a treat to be around.  Some folks are sooo inspiring and uplifting to be around (i.e. give a person a tremendous feeling even though their hair is a mess).  They just fill you with hope and just make a person feel "oh soooo goood."  Then there are others who are drags, sorta kinda drag a person through the gutter.  They are regular "kill buttons." Soooo why does a person want to be around the drags if they don't have toooo?  In many cases folks decide not tooooo.  Joesixpack says--I don't care to be around someone who irritates and frustrates me. Why do I want tooooo anyway?  It could be a person's personality, their charisma, their body language, their past, their humbleness, their tone of voice etc.  Usually if you feel this way about this certain person, others do to.  It doesn't take a rocket scientist to figure that out. And then there are Rookie and Jimmer who I just love even when they don't comb their hair--it's just a treat to be around them. Such is life.


Demons! Those demons put ourselves at a tremendous disadvantage.  GeorgeTheCrook says--We maybe at times let our bad feelings drag on endlessly and needlessly.  I read this in the novel Miracle at Augusta--"Yes as stunned as I am by Finchemm's harsh penalty, I'm more undone by Peter's generosity.  How could I have been so wrong about the guy?  I spent thirty years hating a person who didn't exist.  Pressed to come up with an explanation for my dislike, I would have cited his good ol' boy routine and his redneck shtick, but I can see that was nothing but a smokeless smoke scree.  The reason I didn't like Hank Peters is because he is a better golfer than I am.  That's not the abridged edition. It's the entire volume." KindHeartedOldCootStump says--Oh those demons we have in our head that live there rent free!  

To be tremendous! WorldClasLarry says--"I'll never forget the first time I discovered what a feeling was. It was in my early forties. "Surely not!" you may be thinking. Yes, it is true. Since then, I have discovered many men still live in this condition. It took an older mentor to help me understand the difference between information and a feeling. Wives are frustrated because their husbands share information, but not their feelings. They want to know what is going on inside their man. The fact is, most men have not been taught to identify feelings, much less how to share them. It is something that men must learn to do because it is not a natural trait. If they do share their feelings, society often portrays them as weak. No man willingly wants to be portrayed as weak. In order to become an effective friend and leader (i.e.be tremendous), one must learn to be vulnerable with others and develop an ability to share feelings. It is a vital step to becoming a real person with whom others can connect emotionally. This is not easy to do if your parents did not teach you to share your emotional life with others. Emotional vulnerability is especially hard for men." I had the opportunity to have breakfast with some buddies recently.  They actually shared their emotions (i.e. they are tremendous guys and becoming more tremendous--real guys with good hearts).  I really like these guys. Huh, interesting.

A Quote of a hero of mine (i.e. a tremendous person and friend)--"Life isn't about winning and losing," Bear said before ambling away toward the exit. "It's about the journey along the way. I'm more interested in character and integrity and hard work. He's evidence of that." Bear was talking about his son Micheal Greller on fathers day at the U.S. Golf Open.  http://espn.go.com/golf/usopen15/story/_/id/13127962

Have a FUN day my friends unless you have other plans. (-:

erv

MyFriendJean says--Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle.

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