April 26, 2014

Pride+++

This "It's Saturday" might mean nutten or it might mean anything or it might mean everything!  You will have to decide what the main tenor of this "It's Saturday" is.  Huh, interesting!  I'm not trying to cow you into thinking any certain way.  You guys are toooo smart for that anyway.  Way tooooo smart!!!

Have you ever been stiff armed?  I read this while eating my oatmeal with a half a banana on it--Pride goes before destruction, and a haughty spirit before a fall!--Beware of pride and self-exaltation....Do nothing from rivalry or conceit, but in humility count others more significant than yourselves. MissPerfect says--A person fueled by rivalry is hard to get close to. Because they are regularly jockeying for position or influence, they stiff-arm any who get close or in their way. Ouchy ouchy!  You guys know any folks like this?    
"Our society strives to avoid any possibility of offending anyone--except God." ~ Billy Graham     -----      When there is money (i.e. huge massive money involved), then the playing field changes many times (i.e. folks might and will offend others).  Joesixpack says--There seems to be a lurking menace in our world that causes a lot of problems!  Huh, interesting.

Dr. David Jeremiah says--Recently Britain's Prince Charles added his voice to those alarmed about the dramatic increase of violence against Christians. He warned that Islamic militants are deliberately targeting Christians in parts of the Middle East and seeking to wipe out the followers of Christ in Arab lands. It's true, but that's not the half of it. The crisis is global. Christians are the most persecuted group in the world today -- with millions facing pressure, danger, and death because of their faith. One expert called Christian persecution a worldwide human rights disaster of epic proportions. 

"Nothing can deceive unless it bears a plausible resemblance to reality." ~  C. S. Lewis  ~  Soooo Mr. Lewis, that means that the gray is where deception lies.  Everyone knows black and white (i.e. or do they) but there are many different shades of gray.  Is that right?  Saturday question--Does vanity ever deceive us do you think?  Think of it in these terms: “What have I done for others, unselfishly, as a servant, that could be described as a sacrifice?” Think in terms of time, energy, and finances. Any sacrifice there?  I read this while eating my oatmeal with a half a banana on it--Paul says--Therefore do not lose heart.  Though outwardly we are wasting away, yet inwardly we are be renewed day by day...For what is seen is temporary, but what is unseen is eternal.  

cid:1.2266853050@web120702.mail.ne1.yahoo.comBlondie asks, is this a joke!  Sally Mullihan of Mesa, AZ, decided to take one of the jobs that most Americans are not willing to do.  The woman applying for a job in a AZ lemon grove seemed to be far too qualified for the job. She had a liberal arts degree from the University of Michigan and had worked as a social worker and school teacher.  The foreman frowned and said, "I have to ask, have you had any actual experience in picking lemons?" "Well, as a matter of fact, I have! I've been divorced three times, owned 2 Chryslers and I voted for Obama."

Have you ever been desperate?  I mean desperate!  It appears that when folks are really desperate, they change.  Some will take huge massive chances which are way out of  their character.  Their pride is no longer affected, they are desperate.  Some folks get sooooo scared (i.e. scared  to death) and will do almost anything to try to get their way.  And other folks just realize their situation and accept it gracefully.  I saw this bumper sticker that made me laugh--I owe, I owe, I owe, so it's off to work I go!  I guess those folks would say--I do it the "old fashion way".  But the "old fashion way" isn't near as popular as it use to be folks (i.e. my opinion).  The world seems to changing or am I just seeing it differently?

Sooooo is a prideful person a fool?  Paul said this--Let no one take me for a fool.  But if you do, then receive me just as you would a fool. Was he being sarcastic?  Saturday question--Do you think there are others who think that you and I are fools?  If we are very extremely prideful we will think we are never fools!  But maybe some folks think we are (i.e. and maybe we are at times).  They think we are fools in what we believe and what we do.  And to them we believe some crazy stuff and do some crazy things.  Joesixpack says--Fools are self-centered impostors.  Ouchy ouchy! 

Fools are just fools!  Joesixpack says--Some folks are fools and don't even know it!  Do the self-described-wise, secularists and atheists and skeptics notice the brilliance of the stellar heavens and their self-evident intelligent design? Do the self-described-wise, all the hedonistic, self-absorbed people on earth pause to thank God for their pulsing hearts and breathing lungs and incredible brains. Saturday question--How would you describe yourself?  
I was cleaning out my desk and found this in an old paper that I have kept.  It says--"Beethoven was a man who struggled every day of his life, a man shaking his fist at the heavens constantly."  I listen to some of Beethoven's symphonies.  I sorta kinda like them.  I'm surely not an expert but do think I can hear some of his feelings in his works (i.e. or  maybe I'm just ate a bad half a banana).  How about you?  I wonder if it's the human condition to struggle against adversity, whether socially, politically or one's physical condition through eternity.  What do you think.  I sorta kinda shake my fists at the heavens some times.  Beethoven and I only have that in common as I have no music ability.  Oh no!  Well, I married Arlene (i.e. one of the good folks) and she's a music major.  PS Did you know that there were 20,000 folks at Beethomven's funeral?  Wow!  Did you know he was deaf during his last years?
1, 2, 3, done!  Sometimes ya just have to eat your pride and take a beatin' for a short time to be a winner in the long run (i.e. it's all about the money folks).  In the NBA it is called "tanking"!  Franchises loose intentionally using a variety of methods soooo they can get a higher draft pick (i.e. lower teams get higher picks).  Sooo if a franchise is just average, they position themselves not to win soooo they can win in the draft (i.e. short time lose for long time win).  GerogeTheCrook says--That is just good business sense!  Ain't it?  It's used for the entitlements that the government gives, isn't it?  What's the difference?  It's called using the loop holes ain't it?  Joesixpack asks--Have you ever been outwitted?  Such is life.

Hold the phone Charlie!  I recently had the opportunity to meet with a person who is very talented (i.e. I picked her mind).  It seems like we all have some talent but some seem to have more than others and some have a wide range of talents.  ItchieBitchie says--A bell is not a bell until it is rung; a song is not a song until it is sung; now love was not given in your heart to stay - for love is not love until you give it away...We are sometimes tempted to take special pride in our distinctive talents and abilities. We must never forget, however, our success depends on the support of others with different capabilities.  I agree Itchiebitchie but we got to remember that folks who are more talented have more responsibility and more is required of them (i.e. they have to use those talents for good stuff like helping the forgotten and the needy)!  AverageJoe says--You kiddin' me!  I didn't ask for these talents or abilities!  Saturday question--Are you an underachiever or an overachiever?  When the game is on the line can you "can 'em (i.e. like nutten but net)"?  Some of you folks just erupt with excitement of an opportunity.  Your life just keeps trickling along with good stuff!  SusieQ says--It seem like some folks maximise and optimise their opportunities more than others. My prayer--I pray for opportunities and I pray that I can recognize them (i.e. they don't fly over my head), and I pray that I have the courage to act on them.  Such is life.

I have a pickle ball buddy who has a second cousin who is married to this gal who says--It's more fun to win than it is to lose.  Anyone can act nice when ya win.  But how do they act when ya lose?  Saturday question--Do you ever digress with your morals, values, and actions when you lose several times in a row?  CadillacJack says--The way it looks, MissPerfect is letting herself go a little!  Ouchy ouchy!  MissPerfect says--I don't want to talk about it.  

Ok, I don't get it!  I usually do suduko every day in the newspaper.  I really like the Arizona Republic paper.  It is the best paper in my opinion.  But I do puzzles in the Denver Post, Des Moines Register, Waterloo Courier and other papers.  Some papers put the answers of the current puzzle in the paper and others don't.  Some put the answer next to the puzzle and other put it on another page.  Some papers put the answer to the puzzle in the next day's paper.  This just makes me laugh.  If someone whats to look at the the puzzle solution, let them.  Who cares!  They can do what every they want.  If a person doesn't want to look at the solution, they don't have to.  I just don't understand this mentality.  I was telling Jessica about this and she said--It 'cause they want you to buy the next day's newspaper (i.e. she is in marketing, da!).  It's all about the money!  I still don't understand why they put the solution on another page or put it upside down.  I still don't get it.

Not sooooo prideful anymore!  I went for my run the other day.  I ran into a friend who was at a job site.  Of course we haven't seen each other since last fall.  He is in his early 50s and had sorta kinda a sever heart attach last summer.  We had a nice talk about his kids etc.  I asked him how he is getting along with his recovery.  He told me he is doing well...It has changed my life--what do you mean--I am why more laid back--I look at things differently--like how--well for one thing I go to church which I haven't for many many years; church isn't everything but I'm around some good folks and I also pray every day that I have never done before--wow! What do you pray about--usually a thankful prayer and then I end with the Lord's prayer.  Huh, interesting.

Some pride is good!  I read this while eating my oatmeal with a half banana on it--By the Holy Spirit, God has not given us a spirit of fear but of power and love and a sound mind (2 Timothy 1:7). Don't worry about the assignments God gives you. We've read this page-turner and know that we win in the end! 

Have a FUN day my friends unless you have other plans. (-:

erv

MyFriendJean says--Happiness is not the absence of conflict, but the ability to cope with it. 






April 19, 2014

Easter has many questions

Soo-eey, soo--eey, soo-eey!  My Dad, Chester, use to call the hogs this way when he feed them a mile and a fouth south of Roseland, MN.  He never slopped the hogs as some did back then.  When I went to visit my cousines, my uncle Dick slopped the hogs (i.e. a mixture of mash and water etc).  Then he would pour it in the hog troughs.  The hogs just loved it!  Sooooo maybe that is what Easter is--Soo--eey, soo-eey, soo-eey!  We should come running!

If Easter is for you an "Up From The Grave He Arose" or just a special time to get together with friends and family, enjoy it.  Easter isn't a "mountain experience" for everyone.  For many it's not "Good News" but it could be an icky icky ick!  If it isn't for you, I'm not trying to step on your toes.  Oh no!  Ya, I got to experience a "mountain top experience" again skiing with Erin "up'erin'em mountains.  ~  I got a newspaper (i.e. as I usually do every morning when in CO) at the corner store.  I asked Terry, the clerk, if she reads the newspaper--no, nutten but bad news; I don't watch the news on TV either, toooo depressing. I was unemployed for some time and it was very bad news.  Sooooo, how do you like your job--I love it!!  Good news.  ~  I shared a lift with a ski patrol.  I asked him when most accidents occur.  They happen just after lunch (i.e. folks drink tooooo much booze) and late in the day (i.e. when folks are tired).  Joesixpack says--maybe we can learn something from that.  Huh, interesting.

Out of the blue!  We were eating rib eye steak Saturday night.  Out of the blue our little 6 year old grand daughter Erin says--I never want to be a vegetarian!  Out of blue stuff can change things folks.  Easter can be a "life changer" out of the blue.

Easter can be confusing to many (i.e. a wackie concept).  A guy gets hung on the cross for telling the truth and saves the sinners of all time.  Then he raises from death and lives for ever in Heaven and is God.  Now, if anyone has never heard that story, it sounds rather bazaar I would guess.  Even to some folks who have heard the story and don't believe it, it's rather crazy to 'em.  It's easier to understand the story of the Easter bunny I would guess. Easter provokes a lot of questions to many.

It's sorta kinda like this--If you don't understand what I'm writing, you won't understand what I am writing.  That is very understandable, right.  You think I'm just talking in tongues (i.e. self-edification). You might think I'm writing in a vernacular language that you don't understand (i.e. it is just repulsed confusion to ya).  You think I just have a traffic jam in my head. And maybe I do.  I think (i.e. my opinion) that not all folks understand things the same.  Do you understand that?

A question I get asked a lot is--Do you really use only half a banana on your oatmeal and if soooo what do you do with the other half? It appears that we compare ourselves to others some times; it ain't good.  Life is not always easy; we all know that. If you don't have resilience, it's game over folks (i.e. ya gotta bounce back from adversity; ya just gotta; you have no choice).  Life is a lot of PH (i.e. plugging holes).  CrazyMarvin says--Sooooo folks, be yourself.  Don't have monster expectations. Live your life in rhythm (i.e. as smooth as silk with confidence).  Don't try to impress others (i.e. at least all the time!!!!). If you are a Christian (i.e. even if you are not), Jesus is the best example we have of living our life (i.e. the Best of the best with a lot of moxie).  Soooo how are we doing? I read this while eating my oatmeal with a half a banana on it--Let us eat and drink, for tomorrow we die.  The footnote says--A fitting philosophy of a life if there is no Resurrection.  Huh, interesting!

Less flash, more dash! I wonder if I would have lived during the time of Jesus and seen His life, experienced his death on the cross, and seen the Resurrection if I would believed it or been among the  scoffers.  Many of the folks who did see Jesus live His life, were scoffers.  Soooo we can easily be scoffers today.  GeorgeTheCrook says--I want proof!  Hey, listen GeorgeTheCrook, some day you will experience the Truth! IBM was a sponsor of the Masters on TV (i.e. I really enjoy the Masters).  Their ads were around the the idea that data is really important in our world today.  And we have soooo much date at the tip of fingers.  They said that the average person looks at their smart phone every 6 1/2 minutes.  Wow!  AverageJoe says--Ok, but I want more data before I decide about that Jesus!

Arlene and I watched the movie Banger Vance on the golf channel the other night.  I think I have seen it before. It's about a guy who had to get rid of the demons he had in his head.  Saturday question--You have any demons in your head.  Really!  How long have you had them?  LuckieEddie says--We often focus on trying to change an event or circumstance, when we really need to change the habits that caused it. Often bad things that happen to us have happened before. If we change the pattern, we keep it from happening again.  Work on your habits if you want to change what's happening.  LuckieEddie, that' easier said than done!  All men's natures are alike, it's their habits that carry them far apart. ~Confucius~  Such is life.

He is and he isn't!  MissPerfect says she's sorta kinda a mug rumper about Easter. A mug rumper is one who sits on the fence with his mug on one side of the fence and his rump on the other.  A mug rumper doesn't really stand for anything but stands for nutten.  He's for what ever side the wind blows.  DuaneTheWorm is sorta kinda that way.  MissPerfect says--Yabut erv, there are a lot of folks who stood up for what they believed and they are dead.  Wouldn't it be easier and safer to just be a mug rumper?  Especially about the real meaning of Easter?  Could be MissPerfect!  Could be!  For some, the meaning of Easter is -- The dumbest thing they ever heard; it's not "their thing".  Ouchy ouchy!  They have more faith in Obama than they do in Jesus.  GeorgeTheCrook says--That Jesus has toooo many questions attached to Him; tooooo many unknowns for me; it seems like Jesus is a concoction for the weak.  Saturday question--What is faith; what's really the big picture?


I wonder where I'm at sometimes.  This sign was over the door of a gas/convenience store we stopped at in NE.  ~  We had breakfast at the Blue Cow in Morrison Sunday morning before church.  They had a sign on the wall that said--Be nice or mooooove on!  It made me smile.  It's hard to determine what's important in our lives I think.  We think we know but many times I wonder if we apply it.  And age changes things toooo!  Example--Two mothers sitting side by side at their 9 year old sons' basketball game.  They both holler at the refs and coaches as they want their son to do well and their teams to win (i.e. some even pray for success).  Da!  Have you ever had good come out of bad?  Examples--2 friends--one is the assistant director of a department where there is a lot of financial problems and it has to be restructured which is causing a lot of anxiety and stress.  The director resigns and the my friend gets the director's job (i.e. now on a temporary bases).  Friend 2 goes to the dermatologist for dry hands and while there has 3 molls checked.  One is melanoma.  Caught early enough and no cancer left.

Machine and humans!  We experienced special kindness a.k.a. love by some special friends when we returned home (i.e. real class).  We didn't tell them to do it like we tell a copier to make a copy by pressing a button or the furnace to produce more heat by turning up the thermostat.  Our friends did this act of love 'cause they felt it in their hearts.  Maybe that is like what Easter is!  What do you think?  I do know that they touched my heart (i.e. their act brought tears to me eyes.


Have you ever heard the saying--What a day of rejoicing that will be?  My engineer golf buddy from MI gave me this paper as he knows I like the SW history.  Little Dick Meets His Maker it reads.  Sooooo are we any different than Little Dick do you think?  Saturday question--How many chances should a bad guy get?  SusieQ asks--What makes a guy bad; aren't we all sorta kinda bad at times erv?  


Have a FUN day my friends unless you have other plans. (-:

erv

MyFriendJean says--Life is like a coin, you can spend it any way you wish, but you can spend it only once. 


April 12, 2014

Say what!

TheEngineerFromMI says--Philosophy is such a profound realm...........and sometimes seemingly contradictory to common sense. 

You guys don't understand everything I say "say what"!  I know you don't.  Even if you think you understand me, many times I don't thing you do.  I was having breakfast with our NW IA friends before we left from AZ.  One of my buddies (i.e. Evan) told us that his mother would holler up to the boys in the morning--Time to get up, Judy is callin'!  She did this every morning all his life.  He never knew what she was saying or doing.  He went to good old Northwestern College and in chapel one day, President Grandberg talked about--Duty is calling.  Bingo!

Played my last AZ golf last Saturday with my buddy, TheEngineerFromMI and a couple from NE.  The couple was 91 and 80 years of age.  It was their 3rd marriage for both.  She said--I wanted 15 years out of  him and we are on 18!  Their previous partners all died.  TheEngineerFrom MI said--Duty is what you have to do in your situation.  Wow, that's philosophical!  AverageJoe says--It's tough tough tough to predict what has and will happen in your life (i.e. how true).  MyBuddyJim hit a terrible tee shot (i.e. high and short that went ob a.k.a. elephant's ass shot--high and stinky).  He re-teed and hit the exact same bad, weak shot (i.e. he's usually pretty good).  We went up there to see if maybe we could find his balls and this lady was in her backyard and reamed him out and said it almost hit her and he should be more careful (i.e. she was really really mad).  He apologized and was pretty shuck up.  I told him--Don't worry buddy, those shots you hit were soooo weakly hit that they couldn't of hurt anyone (i.e. ha ha!)!  Just philosophising to him!  Say what!

Question! Several of you have asked--erv, are you a terrible speller or do you misspell words on purpose?  What word in the English language is always spelled incorrect?  You are right, the word is incorrect? 

Say what!  "Anyone with needs to be prayed over, come forward, to the front at the altar," the Preacher says.  SenorSnowbirdLeroyFromMN gets in line, and when it's his turn, the preacher asks:  "Leroy, what do you want me to pray about for you."  Leroy replies: "Preacher, I need you to pray for my hearing."  The preacher puts one finger in Leroy's ear, and he places the other hand on top of Leroy's head and prays and prays and prays, he prays a blue streak for Leroy.  After a few minutes, the Preacher removes his hands, stands back and asks, "Leroy, how is your hearing now?" Leroy says, "I don't know, Reverend, it ain't til next Wednesday!"

Joesixpack, can you track and capture the AZ Gila Monster?  Joesixpack says--I don't even know what the AZ Gila Monster is!  Joesixpack--Sooooo is that a deal killer...pretty much!  Do you have monsters in your life?  What are the monsters in your life?  Ya, those monsters can cause "ickness" folks.  Soooo get rid of those monsters in your life if you know what they are!!!  GeorgeTheCrook says--Some times that isn't a possibility!  Such is life.


The painted rock sign up'erin'emmouintains says--This-a-way but we went that-a-way and are heading back to IA via Morrision, CO and Waukee, IA.  

What did you say?  I said, I wonder if life would be easier if I wouldn't care about stuff.  If I wouldn't try to fix things.  Just don't care.  Caring can be frustrating to me at times.  Particularly when I can't fix it or it doesn't go my way.  Maybe I over react.  Maybe I want the world to be fair.  It ain't; the only thing that's fair is the Butler County Fair and that's in June.  I like things when they go the way I like them to go!  How about you?  I think, my opinion, it's good to get around different folks and a different environment at times (i.e. it's refreshing and motivating). It makes home look even better maybe.  "Rest time is not waste time. It is economy to gather fresh strength.... It is wisdom to take occasional furlough. In the long run, we shall do more by sometimes doing less." ~  Charles H. Spurgeon

MoneyBagsNorman is fetish at times!  He has faith in only two things in his last analysis, his power and his money.  By these he lives and by these he will die.  That's sorta kinda putting your finger on the truth CharlieBrown.  The truth is it must get hot in these here condos during the summer.A neighbor in a condo near us puts 8 5 gallon pails of water in his condo when he leaves.  All the water is all evaporated (i.e. all gone) when he gets back in the fall. Say what!  Looking under the hood--I asked our real estate rental broker about that.  She said--That is just recreational work!  It does no good.  But she did say--Because of the extreme dryness, about 80% of the folks are probably going to have terminates this year.  Ouchy ouchy! 

Color me confused!  Have you ever said one thing but got misunderstood?  Of course you have.  Everyone has; probably almost every day if  we talk.  That is why emails, social media and phone conversations are sooooo many times misunderstood.  When you visit in person, your body language says a lot.  Before we left AZ, I tried to say good by to friends and acquaintances in person.  It's just different to do it in person instead of an email or phone call.  Ya can't hug that way and use other body language.  It's good to look them in the eye and say good by.  

Kentucky coach John Calipair told his players that he didn't want to see any body language showing any disappointment (i.e. negative feelings).  I want to see positive body language. If you show fear, you will be on the bench; I want you guys to play fearless; ya can't be afraid to miss!  

Just plain lazy!  The other day I got a flat tire on my bike riding in Mesa from a Goat thorn (i.e. only had to walk about 2 miles).  I took it to the bike shop and had it fixed.  I talked to the technician who did the work.  His name was David and lived in Ames, IA when a kid.  ANYWAY we talked about biking etc.  He told me last year he rode 6,000 miles and this year he has hardly ridden.  How come.  I'm lazy, just plain lazy.  I have a girl friend toooo sooo that makes a difference but really I'm just lazy, just plain lazy.  I got a motorcycle tooooo which takes time but really, I'm just lazy, just plain lazy!  Say what!

Hi there young fella!  I was getting off my bike at the business office and this guy says to me--Hi there young fella!  He was about 90 sooooo maybe I did look young to him.  Maybe or just maybe he just made it up to make me feel good.  Could be.  I read this in the paper about biking--A lot of people start with indoor spinning and when they see the great legs and rear ends of folks who dedicate their lives to spinning, they get more serious.  From spinning to the streets, it's a great exercise...How do you get faster?  The answer is ride your bike.  How do you become better?  Ride your bike.  Ride your bike ride your bike ride your bike, unless you are lazy!

Come out with your hands up!  Say what!  Before we left AZ, I went outside to sit in front of our condo with my wine and sudoku about 5:30 one evening.  There was a helicopter circling to the west.  It was a police helicopter and and someone in it kept saying -- come out with your hands up.  I didn't know for sure if they were talking to me or not.  I walked to the middle of the street with my hands up with my wine in one hand and my sudoku in the other.  After about 5 minutes, I realized that they weren't after me!  Such is life.

Mixed emotions!  Some times I have mixed emotions about certain folks and certain situations.  Do you ever have mixed emotions?  I don't know for sure what I think about certain folks sometimes.  Then there are other folks who I know exactly what my emotions are about them.  These folks usually are open, sincere, and real (i.e. not phony like DuaneTheWorm who only thinks about himself--self centered).  Many times when folks share their similar emotions (i.e. 'cause of maybe a similar experience) it is good for both folks.  But it isn't always easy to find such a person.  Ya gotta have trust and faith in 'em!  Sometimes such a person just falls into your lap.  Happenstance, na I don't think sooooooo!



We had a big shebang!  Ya, our pickle ball group played and had a bratwurst feed Tuesday afternoon.  I tell ya what folks, was I a lucky guy (i.e. it just feel in my lap).  I met IndianaDan (i.e. he could be the brother to IndianaJones), when we got to AZ.  He offered me the opportunity to play pickle ball with him and a group of folks who are "just plain nice folks".  I have played many many many days with them.  It would have never happened it it wasn't for IndianaDan a.k.a. the big stallion!  My winter was "way more enjoyable" 'cause of this experience.  ThanksamillionIndiannaDan! You made my life do a triple double somersault with a triple flip!

Yowzaa!  Say what!  They started a church in our 55+ community.  I understand that a retired Presbyterian pastor does the speaking and it is attended by maybe 60 folks. I know two folks who go.  Both of them have not attended church for many many years.  I wonder why they decided to go now?  Huh, interesting!  Everybody has a story folks, everybody! CadillacJack says--Jeekits...that's a double wow!  

Have a FUN day my friends unless you have other plans. (-:

erv

MyFriendJean says--Our greatest glory consists not in never falling, bit in rising every time we fall.



April 5, 2014

exaggeration

I won but I lost!  And that's no exaggeration.  Wednesday was the last time us guys will play golf together (i.e. we usually play every Wednesday).  I won the lowest putts (i.e. won $3) but lost as the winner I bought the beer (i.e. $7.50).  FargoAl made a 8 foot putt for birdie on #7.  I said--Now Connie will have to listen to that all day!--If I would tell her she would say, Tell that to someone who cares!  I don't know if you care what I write but...!

I saw this on a front license plate bracket of a car in Frey's grocery store parking lot.  I have no idea what her agenda is or what her husband is like.  Is there such a thing as a normal husband?  FargoAl seems normal to me!  What more can I say!  Maybe this gal was just exaggerating!  Could be!  Gals can do that sometimes.  Oh ya!

Have you watched any March Madess?  Some coaches seem to just distill confidence in their players and others don't seem to do that as well.  How come do you think?  LuckieEddie says--Confidence is soooooo important in anything.  Right on the button LuckieEddie!  I think about 80% of anything is confidence.  MissPerfect says--If you have confidence, you think you will never lose it!  If you lose it, you wonder if you'll ever get it back!  Right on the button MissPerfect. I wonder if sometimes a little luck can really affect our confidence.  Luck never hurts.  I think that's right on the button!  John Wooden, the legendary basketball coach at UCLA, began the first practice of each new season by teaching his players, freshmen and veterans alike, how to put their socks on correctly. Everything starts with preparation.  Huh, interesting!

Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy!  I don't think I'm missing anything.  Oh no.  Some of you folks have been very encouraging to me and have given me some very good advice.  You know who you are.  I might not have even acknowledged you or responded to your statement or your actions but "make no mistake", I heard what you said and see what you do.  I heard every word (i.e. good stuff folks) and seen your moves.  Encouragement gives me and others confidence and assurance.  Oh ya!  I hope I can always be an encouragement to others some way, some how!

Figures are usually exaggerated...(i.e. like buried treasures always grew as the story is repeated).  SusieQ says--That's why some stories are are hard to believe.  They always get better and bigger with time.  Pretty soooon, no one knows what the real story was!  Like the saying goes--There is my story, your story and the real story!

We got a few groceries at Albertsens the other day.  The little, shriveled up older guy in blue jeans, a cowboy shirt, cowboy belt and cowboy boats was checking out ahead of us.  The clerk asked him if he is playing monopoly (i.e. a store game to win grocery discounts).  He said no but his girlfriends do.  I said to him--soooo you have more than one girlfriend--I have 4 or 5--you are exaggerating aren't you--no no if anything I have more than 4 or 5 girlfriends--you must be quite a ladies man.  He didn't say anything.

It's really hard to get to the top and even harder to stay at the top (i.e. the big potato, the big dog).  That is no exaggeration folks!  Very few do.  Some can start at the bottom and go to the top only to go back to the bottom.  WildWillie says--Soooo if you are on the way up or at the top, be humble, poised, polite and appreciate the view.  It might not always be that way.  It seems that you can't be king of the hill forever; there is always someone who comes along and knocks you off your pedestal.  Such is life.

Many a dispute was settled with guns in the great SW.  The fastest guy with the draw won.  The hired gunslingers were usually young and cocky.  Then a twitch, a slight distraction, a hundredth of a second slower and they were dead and there was a new "fastest gun in the west".  Some times they were even drygulched. SlickBillie says--That pretty much happens in everything.  There always someone who comes along who is better at some time.  It's not if it is going to happen but when.  It's always been that way and probably always will.

They sorta kinda sea food differently!  Some folks eat to stay alive.  Some folks eat 'cause it's a habit.  Some folks eat 'cause they are nervous.  Some folks eat 'cause their parents told them they had to clean their plate before leaving the table.  Some folks eat 'cause they are hungry.  Some folks eat to be social.  Saturday question--Why do you eat?  And folks eat different types of food and different amounts.  Some folks can really eat a lot.  In most cases, it shows.  They sorta kinda sea food differently!  That is no exaggeration folks!

MissPerfect says--When folks blow their own trumpet, usually it's an exaggeration.  They are tooting their own horn.  Probably in most cases, the tootin' makes them better than they are. Flipthepancake.  When folks blow the trumpet...sound the alarm they are giving warning about something that might be harmful to many.  A smart person is one who heeds the warning and makes adjustments.  GeorgeTheCrook says--Yabut when we think we know everything, we don't listen to the trumpet.  We know everything and that's just the way it is (i.e. we think).

Maybe it's just an exaggeration of who they really are!  Do you think we ever revert back to who we use to be?  It could even be how we were when we were kids.  Or maybe when we get pushed into a corner, we revert back to who we really are.  Or is our new "really are" completely ingrained in us and the new "really are" is who we "really are"!  I got some cash at the shazam machine of Wells Fargo.  I went in asked the cashier if she could give me some $100 bills for all the $20s the machine gave me.  She was a very nice young gal.  I asked her if she liked her job--I sure do--are you always this happy--I don't let anyone get in the way of my happiness!  I don't think she was exaggerating folks.  She sounded and acted very sincere!

Takes a big person!  A pickle ball buddy is on his  way back home to Canada. One day he was telling me of a situation he had last summer.  He was just learning pickle ball and his playing partner got on him pretty bad for not moving up to the line.  He just didn't know what he was to do as he was just a beginner.  He hollered at him a few times and then just walked off the court.  Nice guy huh!  ANYWAY he was telling me that he is going to try to make amends with this guy; said he needs tooooo.  He isn't going to go overboard but give him the opportunity to correct the situation.  Now that is a big person folks!  Joesixpack says--Humility seeks to advance others rather than advance self. SusieQ says--Many folks wouldn't care "one iota" about him.  I read this while eating my oatmeal with half a banana on it--Paul wise counsel to us is to:  Ease up.  Life is tooooo short to allow differences of opinion to divide us.  Work through issues.  I was told this week by a smart person--"Committed love" is the power to surrender my right to get what I desire soooo the person I love can get what he or she truly needs.  Now that takes a big person folks.  And that's no exaggeration.

Get use to it! I usually use Glide dental floss.  But, I ran out and Arlene had some Johnson and Johnson floss.  I use it but I really have to adjust my method as it isn't the same.  It doesn't work as well or does it but I just need to get use to it.  Get use to it.  That is what we have to learn to do over and over and over--get use to it.  Then after we get use to it, it's like old hat.  Then something happens and then we have to--get use to something different again.  Such is life.  


This is not an exaggeration folks!  There are hot dogs and then there is the D-Bat Dog that you can purchase at the Diamond Backs game at Chase Field.  The D-Bat Dog is an 18-inch-long corn dog stuffed with cheddar cheese, jalapenos and bacon.  Deep-fried and served with fries, chipotle ketchup and spicy mustard.  Twenty-five dollars.  CadillacJack says--Now that's a real bargain!!

A real life situation that is no exaggeration!  A friend of Arlene and mine stopped over the other day.  She likes basketball sooooo we talked MN bb as they won.  She was telling us that she is going to graduate from physical therapy this week.  Soooo why are you taking physical therapy anyway--'cause I just have doing nutten and my body hurts all over--soooo you go and have someone make you do exercises for a hour and half twice a week, is that right--ya, pretty much; but I feel sooooo much better--next time, give me a call and I'll buy one of those eclectic shockers we use to use on the hogs back on the farm a mile and fourth south of Roseland, MN and I'll just use it on you!!!  It just proves once again--Throw those chips away and get you butt of the couch folks!

Have you ever got stuck in your own way and just mucked it up?  FastFreddie says--sometimes folks just play along!  They don't agree but just play along about this Jesus stuff.  But at some point in their lives, it's no longer a theory but it's conclusive!  --  I believe, my opinion, when this happens, wow, that person has been truly blessed.  What causes that to happen to folks anyway?  I read in the paper sooooo it must be right that there is a neurological condition which can occur from damage to the brain which produces exaggerated emotional responses such as crying or laughing.  Do you think something changes in our brains at times to make us think differently?  Or maybe it's like my friend says--We just get dinged!  Could be folks.

It's all about the money folks!  Ya just have to exaggerate or modify the information.  There were two evil brothers. They were rich and used their money to keep their ways from the public eye. They even attended the same church and looked to be perfect Christians. Then, their pastor retired and a new one was hired. Not only could he see right through the brothers' deception, but he also spoke well and true, and the church started to swell in numbers. A fundraising campaign was started to build a new assembly. All of a sudden, one of the brothers died. The remaining brother sought out the new pastor the day before the funeral and handed him a check for the amount needed to finish paying for the new building. "I have only one condition," he said. "At his funeral, you must say my brother was a saint." The pastor gave his word and deposited the check. The next day at the funeral, the pastor did not hold back. "He was an evil man," he said. "He cheated on his wife and abused his family." After going on in this vein for a small time, he concluded with, "But, compared to his brother, he was a saint."

A bitchie wife or a bitchie husband!  I read it in the paper sooooo it must be right.  It's better for a marriage to have a bitchie wife than a bitchie husband.  It't better to have a positive husband instead of a positive wife (i.e. results are better it says).  Men tend to just blow stuff off as women tend to internalize stuff (i.e. have an inner beast).  The article didn't say anything about both being bitchie or both being positive.  Both either way, I would bet, would probably be a "hairraising experience"!  Huh, interesting.

TerryWasHerName!  This is no exaggeration folks.  I had the opportunity recently to play a round with a friend a.k.a neverhasahairoutofplace and his cronies at McDowell Mountain Club in Scottsdale.  We were heading to the back 9 when thisgalTerry has this beverage/food stand close to the #10 tee box.  Those guys know her by name!  Terry had to have majored in merchandising as she was doing that alright.  She was BigTime merchandising all her stuff (i.e. she had charming and persuasive ways).  And it didn't go without notice by our group of golfers let me tell ya.  And the ice water wasn't the point!  I think she got massive huge tips!  A couple of the guys got the "girlieeffect" and their golf game went to pot for a couple of holes.  These guys (i.e. very successful retired businessmen) are in the age range of maybe 70 to 85!  I kidded them about how she affected their game.  They said "no it didn't" but it did consciously or subconsciously. That is no exaggeration folks!  It was just hilarious!  I had such a good time with these guys.  It was a hoot!  Hey listen, I'm not stirring the pot!  Really.

I just have to "step back" sometimes and enjoy what's going on (i.e. the big picture). You ever have to do that.  I read this while eating my oatmeal with a half a banana on it--My Maestro has a great big idea plan for me, sooooo I must just step back and recognize it and enjoy it.  Huh, interesting.  A buddy from back home sent me this--Read the other day...so it must be true  ~  "Anything that refreshes you without distracting from, diminishing or destroying your ultimate goal is a legitimate pleasure."  And that ain't no bull!

Important folks carry a big stick!  I read the book Empire of the Summer Moon, the rise and fall of the Comanches (i.e. a suggestion of a pickle ball buddy).  Saturday question--How long was Chief Quanah's lance?  The book said it was 14 feet.  Can you imagine riding a horse and throwing a 14 foot lance as well as caring that sucker around (i.e. maybe it was easy peasy for them Indians).  I think a 14 foot stick is a big stick folks.  I googled it and it said Indian lances were 9 to 14 feet sooooo it must be right (i.e. no exaggeration). Many of you folks carry big sticks and I know you are important (i.e. no exaggeration)!  Oh ya!

Have a FUN day my friends unless you have other plans. (-:

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MyFriendJean says--Invest in the power of love, not the love of power.

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