December 31, 2011

New Year 2012

We just got back from the Insight bowl between IA and OK. 

I hope you didn't over indulge with eating or/and drinking over the holidays.  LuckieEddie says--My bother-in-law GoofyTed is even more obnoxious when he over drinks.  ItchieBitchie a.k.a. theol'rosterwhohaslosthistailfeathers was sooooo proud of himself.  He was at a holiday party and drank toooooo much and was impaired (i.e. drunk). Being a responsible person, he took a bus home.  His wife, PaintedUpMildred, (i.e. who use to be the #1PartyAnimalinherday and now is just a paintedupol'hen) was soooo proud of him tooooo.  He told her, it was really quite an experience.  I never drove a bus before!

Another year older we are.  Sometimes that's good.  AverageJoe says--As we get older we can do certain things and we can do certain things better (i.e. age helps us here).  But another year older also makes some thing harder for us to do (i.e. hinders our ability).  I read it in the paper so it must be right--"Believe me, you don't want to see me hit a shot," Jack Nicklaus joked.  "People have always said they want to play like I do.  Now they can."  Here in the Valley, I see old timers who use to be good at different hobbies but now struggle to do it at the same level of accomplishment that they once did.  It's life I guess.  Recently Arlene went outside our condo and our neighbor (i.e. maybe middle 80s) was up on the roof and couldn't get down (i.e. it didn't use to be a problem). She said she would get some help for him. As she was going into the condo, the fire truck arrived and helped him get down. Things change folks.  I was sitting in the sun in front of our condo reading and a neighbor came over to talk.  I asked him how his knees are doing--not really very good; I had three surgeries on this one; if I would have known I was going to live this long, I would have taken better care of myself! Such is life.

Oh a new year (i.e. sorta kinda a new beginning).  I see folks who have an inner passion.  They excite me.  They do stuff not for attention but 'cause it gives them a good feeling.  They don't try to please others but please themselves by doing what is right.  They get an internal "good feeling".  They have an internal constant of giving and serving.  To some of you this sounds crazy (i.e. not doing it for attention).  But visiting with these confident folks, I sense they have a sense of wisdom.  This mentality is very self-gratifying, fulfilling, and they are blessed (i.e. blessed to be a blessing).  Soooooooo folks, here is my suggestion for 2012.  Do something like that.  Be innovative, creative, and exciting (i.e. maybe something you  have never done but always wanted).  Do it without any recognition.  Do it to or for someone who can't repay you.  Do it 'cause you want to do it and I think you will find it most rewarding (i.e. an inner satisfaction). 

I would really encourage you to go to church regularly in 2012.  MissPerfect says--The #1 reason why folks don't go to  church is 'cuase it boring!  Ya, some churches are boring.  Find one that isn't.  There is a massive huge difference in churches.  ANYWAY that is what we found out.  The #2 reason why folks don't go to church is 'cause--They see folks who go to church (i.e. some might even be Christians) who are not perfect.  And you know what, there are folks like that.  In fact most or all (i.e. including me) are that way 'cause we are all human.  Ya need to over look that deficiency.  Ya need to look past the package and see the gift.  You aren't perfect either even if you think you are.  You are missing soooooooo much by not being involved in a church (i.e. missing a great opportunity).  Again, find a church that you like (i.e. that fits you and your family).  Please try!  Don't be a Chri-ster (i.e. those who only go on Christmas and Easter).  And don't be obnoxious, arrogant, or conceited by not trying.  Joesixpack says--1/5 of the people are against everything all the time!

SusieQ says--I would guess a lot of you went to church either Christmas Eve and/or Christmas morning.  Some of your probably said--Oh God, thank you for sending your Son to this earth for me.  Tomorrow some of you will go to church after parting New Years Eve and say OH GOD!

Oh ya, God doesn't win football games--Tebow says.  Tebow also says--It's not Tebow Time but Bronco Time (i.e. he directs the attention away from him).  I heard a sports announcer say during the half time of the Sunday night game--Tebow's faith has qualities that are very attractive and add to the chances of winning.  It says in the Denver Post (i.e. so it must be right)--Tebow has penchant for doing good things a.k.a. insprational game changer.  Soooooooo I really think (i.e. my opinion) that folks who have faith in Jesus (i.e. enriched by going to church) have a different temperament and have a better chance of succeeding in what's important.  I really do.  I sat next to Charlie (i.e. a die-hard Suns fan) on our flight from Phoenix to Denver.  Charlie told me that attitude is what makes things work; a positive attitude is a must and it's contagious.  Charlie (i.e. age 25) had a Suns cap on (i.e. straight bill and cocked to the side).  He also had an old sweatshirt on and baggy shorts, black Nike socks and an old pair of sneakers.  He had a straggly beard and hair to match (i.e. stylish in our culture).  We had a great time together.  I think this young man will do well--why you ask--'cause of his attitude. GerogeTheCrook says--I don't believe what you're saying and I don't like Tebow at all 'cause I don't have faith in God and don't like to hear anything about such things; it's all a lot of gobbledygook and yada yada to me.  Sorry GeorgeTheCrook, but I think you are really missing the boat.  Such is life.  But some of you still think I'm an idiot!  erv, who some of you think is an idiot, says--#1 You cannot stick your tongue out and look up at the ceiling at the same time, a physical impossibility due to the tendons within your neck.

We were getting close to the run way when the captain said--This is your captain speaking--Give your seat belt a tug, your neighbor a huge as this Booing is going!  Talk about attitude!  I feel like Southwest Airlines is a friend.  They portray this sense through their employees, how they do things and even how they make announcements.  I really think that attitude can be taught.  What do you think?  They just make things as pleasant as possible.  We went to the Christmas show of the Duttons here in the Valley of the Sun (i.e. some of you might have seen them in Branson).  ANYWAY all the performers make you fell like they are your friends or family (i.e. just make you feel good--like your a favorite ol' sweatshirt) except one.  She seems to try but doesn't seem to have the charisma--it seems fake to me (i.e. she seems robotic to me).  I think (i.e. my opinion) that you can go to a party and sense it sooooo easy in certain hosts and hostesses.  Some folks just have this and give you this feeling.  The church we have been attending, has a pastor who has this (i.e. everyone seems to just like him when he talks).  Not all pastors have this quality.  Joesixpack says--If you don't have it it's hard to obtain (i.e. although I think a person can get better at it by working at it--but it might be a natural gift--such folks are genuine and just plain inviting--not stiff and artificial or canned--they are themselves and refreshing).  Do you know what I'm talking about?  Back to Southwest Airlines--On their Styrofoam coffee cup it says--Southwest Airlines proudly donates to the Guatemala light project, Drink our coffee and LIFT others!  Drink coffee, give light!  A cup above the rest!  That makes me feel oh soooo good!  Such is life.

It's really good to get Christmas cards from folks, especially some from folks who you don't communicate with during the year.  They bring back such good memories, fun memories of years gone by, memories that will always remain, memories that are soooooo precious.  They remind us of  good times or something we did with them that just plain makes ya feel good.  CadillacJack says--I think of you  erv when I pluck my nose hairs?  What am I suppose to make of that?  At least she thinks of me!  Such is life

WildWillie says--Be the kind of person in 2012 that, when your feet hit the floor each morning, the devil says "Oh Crap, He/She's up!"  I'm playing pickle ball at another park.  The leader of pickle ball and I were talking.  He really likes the park they are in.  The park is fun and laid back.  The reason being is that we have a lot of activities all led by volunteers.  Many parks don't have that--it takes folks to volunteer to make it great,  Huh, interesting.  Isn't that pretty much the same in our churches and communities and families? 

Joesixpack says--Many successful and great folks live their lives in pretty much anonymity (i.e. pretty humble).  They just "walkintheirpurpose" and don't want to be on the Champion's Pedestal. I got news about a good friend that something really good happened to him (i.e. a good guy wins--There is something special about this guy--he sorta kinda wears a cape in my eyes--his demeanor is that he never gets to high and never gets tooooo low).  We talked to his wife and she said he is soooooo humble about it but it is really a big deal.  He just won't talk about it much.  Humility!  My Daddy, Chester, would say to me--erv, if you are good, you don't have to tell folks about it; they can see and know it.  That's just the opposite with DuaneTheWorm.  He is constantly telling folks how great he is.  He reminds me of mucus and snot!  Happenstance, na I don't think sooooooo folks.  Many in our church have read the whole Bible in 2011.  I read the New Testament.  ANYWAY  I was reading my assigned chapters and read this--Do nothing out of selfish ambition or vain conceit, but in humility consider others better than yourselves.  Each of you should look not only to your own interests, but also to the interests of others.  Your attitude should be the same as that of Christ Jesus.  It was underlined and a line drawn to the caption written on the top which was written by this good friend who I'm writing about.  Caption said--My favorite verse...PK 2004.  Huh, interesting. 

In looking at folks who I think are successful, it seems they all are pretty humble, are confident and have a solid foundation.  Many who stumble seem to not handle their power, fame or money very well.  Just look around in your community and in the world. It seems very obvious.  For many, it appears that it is hard to remain a good person.  It appears that when money, power and fame comes their way, trouble is right around the corner (i.e. they get tooooo big for their britches--they screw up--they think they are above the law).  There are a few good ones that do well though folks.  And some of those few good ones are you.  That is why I like to be around you.  I like real folks (i.e. folks with massive huge good hearts).  Very few folks can handle success.  Very few.  Most make a mess out of it.  MissPerfect says--When I get a massive huge ego, I always get humbled; you would think I would learn!  The AZ Republic Paper has a chuckle and a prayer in their newspaper every day.  I think that is interesting.  ANYWAY the prayer the other day was--Lord, in periods of abundance, help us to become humble and quietly accept good fortunate. 

Arlene and I went to the movie Seven Days in Utopia before Christmas (i.e. $1 Tuesday on a rainy day here in the Valley).. It's about golf and faith in God. I suggest you go and see it or soon rent the DVD.  Here is the web site to see if he made the putt at the end of the movie to be the champion.  It's pretty good; it's about just what I'm writing about.   http://www.didhemaketheputt.com/ . 

I was walking to the hot tube the other night after a day of pickle ball, biking and hiking (i.e. I have the life of Riley).  ANYWAY a gal backs out and on her car she has a bumper sticker that was confusing to me.  I asked her what it meant.  She said it was a "coexist" sticker.  Soooooo  what's coexist mean.  Soooooo she gave me her explanation (i.e. her opinion).  Sooooooooo look at this web site http://www.enochmagazine.com/articles/general/the-coexist-bumper-sticker and see what you think.  This is one person's opinion. I might have a different opinion and you might have still another opinion and the reality is maybe none of those opinions are right but are just that--opinions.  Coexist!  Huh, that's interesting.  MissPerfect asks--I wonder if the Shiites and the Sunnis got that email!!!

#2.  All idiots, after reading #1 will try it.  #3. And discover #1 is a lie. #4. You are smiling now because you are an idiot.  

Soooooooo in 2012, aspire to inspire before you expire!  LuckieEddie says--Happiness resides not in possessions and not in gold; the feeling of happiness dwells in the soul!  Sooooooo suck it up cupcake and let's get going!  We need to press on! We're burning daylight here! I was getting little Erin out of her car seat during our visit to CO at Christmas; I said to her--Let's get going, we're burning daylight here.  As I was carrying her to the restaurant, she said to me--Grandpa, it's not daylight, the stars are out!  Erin and I made my Mom, Anna's old fashion green/red/coolwhip jello dish (i.e. Erin called it our project).  It was sooooooo much fun.  Such is life.

Have a FUN day my friends unless you have other plans. (-:

erv

MyFriendJean says--The best vision is not foresight or hindsight, but insight.

December 24, 2011

Christmas

Dear Friends and Family

When we think of Christmas, we think of--Away in a manger, no room for a bed but little Lord Jesus lay down your sweet head!

Merry Christmas from the desert. We are in CO with part of our family. Heather has their home decorated soooo festive in the Christmas Spirit.  And she made her Daddy some of his favorite Christmas treats!  Morrison greeted us with about 15 inches of snow Thursday so it will be a very white Christmas here.  It feels oh sooooo good. We will be flying back to AZ tomorrow evening.

BUT

At Christmas, we can walk away, turn away, be carried away, go away, ship away, take away, waste away, be swept away, sent away, run away, move away, put away, or back away of The Real Christmas story. Christmas question—What are your plans with the Real Christmas Story?

Thanksamillion for being our friends.  You are very special to us.  Thanks again. 

Erv and Arlene

December 17, 2011

Stars

We might suffer disappointment when we can’t get something we think we need and really want (i.e. maybe a certain Christmas present). And while that is natural, it’s also an opportunity for us to ask: “What am I really living for?”  Now that is a tough question to answer. 

Have you noticed that there are a lot of "stars" at Christmas time.  Both lighted stars and people stars.  Sooooo why do folks put lighted stars on top of grain elevators (i.e. in IA), towers, businesses, buildings, houses, poles etc?  Soooo what are they saying by hanging a star up high?  Why do we put a star on top of the Christmas tree? 

Joesixpack asks--erv, what century are you living in anyway--did you forget?   My mentor said--When I was a kid, I got only one gift for Christmas and one year I got none.  I always remember getting a couple of Christmas presents.  How the culture has changed.  Wow!  WildWillie says it this way--"Hey Dad," one of my kids asked the other day, "What was your favorite fast food when you were growing up?" We didn't have fast food when I was growing up,"' I told him. "All the food was slow." "C'mon, seriously. Where did you eat?" "It was a place called 'at home,'" I explained. "Grandma cooked every day and when Grandpa got home from work, we sat down together at the dining room table, and if I didn't like what she put on my plate I was allowed to sit there until I did like it."  Get with it erv, it ain't 1930 any more!  It's 2011 and we have 6 different credit cards and a smart phone.  Get with it!

GeorgeTheCrook says--The big difference I see is this – in the legend of Santa Claus coming to town, the gift you get from Santa depends on how good you have been. The gift Christ gave us on the cross acknowledges He is good, and we, who cannot be good due to our sinful nature, need Him. Santa brings gifts as a reward of merit; Jesus Christ brings Himself by grace as a ransom for many. Santa’s gifts are material, but the gift Christ brings is eternal. Saturday question: Who will you receive tonight? Santa or Christ or both?  SusieQ says--Don't forget who the "Star" at Christmas is!

Do you hear what I hear?  Maybe not!  MissPerfect says--Indulge in the season--Celebrate the season's cravings.  Buy them something sweet--they love it!  Buy junk to add to their existing junk--they love it.  Spice up Christmas; sugar coat it--they love it. up.  Load up the sliegh--Ring it up (i.e. ring ring ring jingle jingle jingle).  It's only money which causes money storms later but hey, it's all about having a good time today.  Christmas comes once a year----soooooo splurge, eat and be happy; spend some money!  Deliver the goodies!  Stuff those stocking plump full of everything (i.e. Makin'SpiritsBright).  Christmas is captivating to many soooooo get on the train and spend some money.  Be a star!  This is what you hear from the commercial side of Christmas 

Holy Frankincense!  Can you imagine Christmas without Jesus?  Can you imagine being a Shepard out in the field that night?  Can you imagine being Mary or Joseph or a wise man or scared King Herod.  Can you imagine seeing the Christmas Star while out in the field?  Can you imagine seeing an angel and hearing what it had to say? Can you imagine seeing a host of angels?  Can you imagine not feeling the birth of Jesus on Christmas or believing what Jesus did for you and me but just celebrating a commercial Christmas?  

The Star that the shepards saw and followed while watching their folks by night must of really been something.  The fields that the shepards were in were maybe a few miles from Bethlehem according to our guides when we were there.  The picture is supposedly the fields the shepards were in at the time. 

Can you and I somehow be a Christmas Angel to someone?  CadillacJack says--Friends are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly!  AveageJoe says--Oh for Pete's sake erv, why do you challenge me that way!  I don't really know who that might be but maybe we need to keep our eyes and ears open.  Maybe, just maybe we will be given that opportunity.  A elementary student told me she had been in all 48 states.  I asked her how that happened?  She said--My two sisters, mom and dad, and our cat and dog lived in my dad's semi for some time and we traveled all 48 states.  Man, wasn't that hard.  It was but we had no house so we just lived in the truck.  Can you imagine that?  It's tricky to say, and it's tricky to hear.  It's easy to talk sooooooo big but much harder to do something.  Such is life.

There are stars at Christmas and then there are stars at Christmas.  LuckieEddie says--As you work on your shopping list this year, brainstorm of ways you could give gifts of your presence. The gifts you give that are “packaged with skin” most reflect God’s gift of Jesus.  Soooooo be a star.  We went to a Christmas concert recently with our neighbors.  It was at a local church (i.e. very nice).  ANYWAY their tradition is to invite signers to come up for the last song and sing it together--The Hallelujah Chorus.  Arlene and Judy went up to sing.  Judy said--Now that made my Christmas. 

Did you know that folks really don't like to receive Christmas gifts that they need (i.e. underwear and socks).  Or fruit cakes.  47% of fruitcakes are thrown away, 11% are regifted soooo if you add those two figures together it equals 58% of fruitcakes are never used.  Did you know that a fruit cake keeps for 25 years!  Do you know that 1 of 5 gifts are thrown away, given to Good Will or never used.  That's 20 % folks.  That 20% is equivalent to $2,500,000,000 each Christmas.  This is what the pastor said Sunday at Church.  Ouchy ouchy!  And you think you're such a star picking out "justtherightgift"!  Huh!

Hey kids, look at the deer.  Or, The shitter is full.  Soooooo movie buffs, what movie is that from.  It's my favorite Christmas movie.  It just makes me laugh.  It's a ***** movie to me!  It's soooooo funny but yet sooooooo real.  It pokes fun of us as we really are (i.e. sometimes). 

This is about the Star of Christmas.  It's done in a modern version (i.e. it's digital Steve).  I think you will like it.  I did.  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GkHNNPM7pJA

Be a star this Christmas and all your life--Remember, to give a warm hug to those close to you, because that is the only treasure you can give with your heart freely.  Say, "I love you" to your loved ones, but most of all mean it. Hold hands and cherish the moment for someday that person will not be there. Give time to love, time to share the precious thoughts in your mind and remember to forgive no matter how bad the hurt. While eating my oatmeal with a half banana on it, I read this what Paul said--Make the most of every opportunity.  Now that is being a star folks!  Oh ya.

I hope your Christmas is a Hallmark Christmas instead of a National Lampoon's Christmas!  May all God has done in Christ encourage and fill you with joy this Christmas.  I hope you are really a star this Christmas pointing to  the real Star of Christmas!  God has truly blessed us soooooo we can bless others. 

Have a FUN day my friends unless you have other plans. (-:

erv

MyFriendJean says--Kindness is more than deeds.  It is an attitude, an expression, a look, a touch.  It is anything that fits another person.



December 10, 2011

BUT!

Are you more of a whywhywhy person or butbutbut person?

I'm not talking about your butt or my butt but just but in general.  Every person's butt is different but that's just the way it is.  I better just stick with the but situation.  Sooooo I'm butting out of the butt side of this discussion and just will be talking about the but stuff.  Besides I don't know much about the butt stuff other than what I know about DuaneTheWorm who really is a butt head!  DuaneTheWarm might look good at first glance but he's greasy, slippery and slimy.

Sooooooo what is the picture of do you think?  If you have been in the Valley during Christmas you might have a better guess?  BUT if you haven't, you probably don't have a clue.  Well folks, when we look out of our back patio window, across Hole #2 fairway, this is what we see.  It's Christmas in the Valley.  Our neighbors put lights around their palm trees.  Actually, it seems to be some sort of tradition.  Now that is different BUT it's rather nice (i.e. Jolly Good idea). 

RuthieWithAttitude is something BUT she's the hottest gunslinger in town folks.  She is not just any old ham and egg operation folks.  She makes folks nervous, stirs the pot and makes folks sweat!  She can really throw her weight around.  She is something to reckoned with.  She is a heavy weight alright.  I read this in the paper so it must be right--You see many many really heavy kids (i.e. the paper says sooooo it must be right--1/3 of American kids are over weight and 17% are obese).  You also see many heavy young folks and many heavy middle ages folks in our culture BUT you really don't see many really heavy old folks!  The AZ Republic says (i.e. sooooooo it must be right)--Americans account for 1/2 of their annual weight gains between Thanksgiving and New Year's.  Ouchy ouchy! Check out the solution by stayingyourweight*#^$~+Christmasfatnomorebynoteatingsooooooomuchandexcercisingmore!  Joesixpack says--It's a "free" gift? SusieQ asks--Aren't all gifts free?  No they aren't SusieQ.  Some gifts are driven by purely reciprocation!  Don't be driven by reciprocation BUT a "thank you" is always nice!  Also, look for opportunities to "give things away"!  Thanks yous are like dousing a fire with gasoline!

There is nutten wrong with our little grand kids a.k.a. Heisman winners that a few Christmas presents can't fix.  BUT if those presents don't work, there is always ice cream.  Grandpa might have the Sword of Damocles over his head giving them all the stuff they want.  Hey, we just leave them sooooooo their parents can deal with it.  Even though their parents give us a draconian warning not to do that we still do.  Isn't that what grandpas and grandmas are for--toooooo spoil them rotten!  I think sooooo.  It's Christmas! Such is life.

BUT he has everything; what in the world can I give him! I think we have an 'Aw, sh*t going one here folks! We sometimes struggle to come up with gift ideas for the person who “has it all". As you try to find the perfect gift for those on your shopping list, remember the story of Zacchaeus (i.e. the guy who had everything).  Jesus gifted Zacchaeus with his presence and with salvation.  As a result, Zacchaeus was changed. Perhaps the best gift you could give this year is your presence. When you share your time and your life, God may choose to use the moments you give for salvation and transformation—of others and yourself. The gift of Jesus’ presence leads to salvation and transformation. It’s the perfect gift for those who seem to have it all.

GeorgeTheCrook says--It is the nature of man to revere the man who has the most money. It is the nature of God to revere the man who has the most heart.  I'm going to try to be merciful, humble, patient and full of grace this Christmas and the rest of my life.  The key word here is try.  I won't and can't be that way all the time 'cause I'm human BUT I will try.  When I don't get what I want, I can be a different cat.  Some folks who don't get the present they want for Christmas can become a different cat tooooooooo.  Such is life.

I was getting the oil changed in our car and was talking to the guy ahead of us.  He was a fishing guide from ND.  I told him that I read about the big oil business in ND.  He said it is true--big business.  There is more work than employees BUT most potential employees can't pass the drug test!  Ouchy ouchy! I read in the paper, sooooooo it must be right, that there is some discussion of having folks pass a drug test to get Social Security and any government aid.  BUT it won't probably work (i.e. will be dropped like a rock)--the folks don't want that--they don't want any restrictions for drugs!  Such is life.

We went to a couple shopping centers here in the Valley.  From my catbird seat, if you've seen one shoppin' center, you've seen a mall!  LuckieEddie says--It's an unwritten rule in the mall world that you don't criticize the giver at Christmas no matter how bad the gift is!  ItchieBitchie says--Unless the gift is really bad a.k.a. a Doo-Wop!!

Last Sunday afternoon, I went for a hike/run around Usery Mt. and Arlene stayed at the condo and watched Zack and Tiger battle it out.  I really had a good time but I think I over did it a little. It's about a 7.5 mile hike and I ran toooooo much of it.  I was sore but it was a good sore.  You know what I mean.  ANYWAY when I got back, I asked Arlene if Zack won.  She got emotional.  He should have won but he didn't; I'm mad at God for letting Tiger, a jerk (i.e. her opinion), win and not Zack, a good guy (i.e. her opinion); it's not right!  I tell you what, she was unhappy.  But that's life folks.  David is one of my favorite Bible folks.  He got mad at God toooooooo but he always said--But you are my God who I will always love and obey.  He lamented a lot which is expressed in the Psalms.  Then David says after expressing his bewilderment--but I love you God.  I like the part of David's life when Saul is trying to kill him (i.e. David just doesn't understand this).  Then David has the opportunity to kill Saul when he was sleeping in the cave but he doesn't do it.  The picture is supposedly of that cave.  We saw it when visiting Israel.  I really would have like to hiked up in it but it didn't work out.  It would have been special to me as I like that "BUT" story soooooooo well.  Sooooooooo are you a whywhywhy person, a butbutbut person or some of each? 

It's not all perfect in the Valley.  You got to remember that the snowbirds are older folks.  And older folks have greater chances of heath concerns and death.  That's just the way it is folks.  BUT as a friend said to me this week--This day in your life is "your" time soooooo use it and enjoy it. I came back from playing ping pong. I ride my bike to Sun Life and play with the boys there. ANYWAY when I got home, the fire truck pulled up behind me (i.e. paramedics). They went to the lady next door. There was this big truck and 5 guys. She must have pressed her button by accident as they left in 10 minutes. I was going to go putt and chip. I was getting my stuff out of our car when Ken came by, then Paul, then Steve, then Judy and then Joe.  Hey listen, everyone has health concerns when we get older.  Steve said--I was planning to do a lot of things in my retirement but now I have this bad back.  Sooooooo folks, enjoy your day and your life.  The paper said (i.e. so it must be right) that the new snowbirds are more eclectic group; they demand new pickle ball courts and upscale condos compared to shuffleboard courts and mobile trailer houses.  30 years ago the snowbirds were a largely monolithic folks BUT now they are a richly diverse group (i.e. not the old stereotype where they lie in the sun and golf--they're on the move and seem to spend money). The Canadians have a lot to do with this activity.  Their dollar is now about equal to the U.S dollar in value soooooooo there a lot of them here and they have money.  BUT there is a large turn over of condos and golf carts every year (i.e. snowbirds get sick and die). 

I have no idea what's your life is like right now.  It could be you're very excited, very depressed or somewhere in the middle.  BUT I bet we all have something that isn't perfect.  Arlene and I went to the movie Dolphin Tale Tuesday night (i.e. buck night but we had to pay $2 more for the 3-D glasses).  I really like the last song called Safe.  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8YefGYnyjT0    The line I really like is--How are you gonna live your life.  Yes, you and I have a choice how we are gonna live our lives no matter what our situations or circumstances are.  Such is life.

Have a FUN day my friends unless you have other plans. (-:

erv

MyFriendJean says--God's desire is to win our hearts and allegiance with generosity.


December 3, 2011

HO-HO-HO!

HO-HO-HO!  And not Ho-HO-HUM!  Don't have such high expectations about this "It's Saturday".  It just like Christmas, if your expectations aren't soooooo high, then you  won't be disappointed.  Joesixpack says--Christmas Expectations are many times different than Christmas Realities.  It seems like everyone has expectations for Christmas. Some of these expectations are realistic, many are not. Kids and lots of adults are expecting – presents. Sometimes they are expecting something that is just never going to happen. One child put on her list that she wanted a chimpanzee. Not gonna' happen! One woman staying at a shelter was adopted by a church for Christmas. She put on her Christmas list: bath towels, wash cloths and a karaoke machine. Not gonna' happen! Many families are expecting family unity, reconciliation and behavioral change. May happen, but probably not. CadillacJack says--If you don’t get what you want for Christmas, you shouldn’t be all up set. It ain’t your birthday anyway!  SusieQ says--Being Santa "big responsibility"!

LuckieEddie says--A picture is worth a thousand words.  ItchieBitchie says--You really have to be careful with how you word your emails/Christmas cards as the readers don't not have the opportunity to see your facial expressions, body language, etc to know if you are joking around or not.  It's sorta kinda like when we were in CO last week.  Heather had on Easton the little outfit we gave him.  Heather says--I can smell Von Maur when I put it on him!  What!  You believe that?  SusieQ says--We believe what's convenient to believe and believe what fits our own thoughts! You think sooooooo? Personally, I think some gals can smell Von Maur. And you know what, Heather might be one of those gals! HO-HO-HO!  ByTheWay--I think I already got my Christmas present--How can that not just melt Grandpa erv's heart.  That's good enough for me.  The picture says it all.  No faking it there folks.  They really like to look at pictures that I take of them through the years.  That is what we are looking at.  Such is life.

I realize that what I write, many times might bore you (i.e. HO-HO-HUM!).  Some times what's important to me is not important to you.  Sometimes you misinterpret me, sometimes you don't really understand what I'm trying to express, sometimes you just plain disagree with me, sometimes you don't want to hear what I'm saying, sometimes you are in a bad mood, sometimes you don't want to face reality, sometimes you are tooooo busy with your own thoughts, sometimes you think I'm crazy and sometimes you have no idea what you think. I understand.  For the times you do read "It's Saturday", I appreciate you reading it and am always open to comments and suggestions a.k.a. Christmas presents to me. Such is life.

Sometimes we read toooooo much between the lines.  It happens folks. The average college graduate does not read one serious book a year (i.e. HO-HO-HUM!).  If you read one book a week you will be considered over the years one of the greatest thinkers of your generation. If you read one hour a day on any given subject you will be considered an expert on that subject in five years." ~Dr. David L. Baldwin from the course The Theology of Serving~

Dr. Rick Warren says--Keep your character by treating everybody like an angel. “Never…refuse to extend your hospitality…sometimes men have entertained angels unawares” (Hebrews 13:2). You never know who will end up being your boss. There is a saying that we should be careful who we step on as we climb up the corporate ladder – they might pass us on our way back down! Never fret when people that use others get ahead, because they usually end up losing their head. “I once knew a wicked man who was like a tyrant; he towered over everyone…but later I passed by, and he wasn’t there; I looked for him, but couldn’t find him.” HO-HO-HO!

Before we left for AZ, I had the opportunity to read test questions to four 6th graders for the Iowa Assessment Test (i.e. a few who have a hard time reading).  These tests are hard for them sooooooo many times they just guess at the answers (i.e. I remember doing that).  By doing this, it doesn't take very long to do the tests sometimes.  I have to sit with them for the rest of the test period.  Sooooooo one day I brought along our old connect four game and we played a double elimination tournament.  They liked it.  It was really fun to see how some were sooooo much more competitive that others.  It gave me a great opportunity to talk about being a gracious winner and not a sore looser (i.e. what's humility).  We played for the championship and for the cellar (i.e. one kid didn't know what the cellar was).  When playing for the championship, one of the guys said--this if for life or death!  I asked them if they could keep secrets--they said--ya somewhat.  Now that is a classic! Such is life.

Put me in, Coach... I'm ready to play.  I heard a sports figure respond to Joe Paterno's situation this way--In the culture of a 84 year old person, many things were done differently than they are in our culture today.  Think about that folks.  What was an acceptable way of handling something years ago, might not be acceptable today.  LuckieEddie says--There is not easy off ramp on this one folks.  I asked about how the troubled Country Club is going here at the Fountain of the Sun.  Our RE gal told use--It won't change until they go broke (i.e. the old culture of the old folks ain't going to work in our current culture).  I wonder if that applies to our churches and church denominations?  What do you think?

I was reminded a while back by a neighbor. She took a elderly gal from our community shopping. That was very nice of her especially as my neighbor said--she doesn't have one friend. Now that's a HO-HO-HO! What if you didn't have one friend? Uhhhhh! That would not be good. I just can't imagine that. Maybe this lady has caused her situation. And maybe because of her mental health this has occurred. Or maybe because of her husband's past has caused this. What ever the deal--What if you didn't have one friend. Ouchy ouchy! Maybe you and I need to show some attention to someone who doesn't have one friend. You think soooooo?!

It's beginning to look like Christmas every where you go!  I laugh at the TV ads from Kay and Jerad Jewelers.  They try to make a guy think that everything can be fixed by throwing some money at them for some jewelry for HO-HO-HO Christmas.  Kay Jewelry ad says--Every kiss begins with Kay!  I bet more kisses start with a Budweiser than by Kay.  I remember what one of my fishing buddies told me maybe 25 years ago while fishing in Canada.  He said--Before we were married my wife wanted to kiss all the time.  Then we got married and it's been down hill ever since.  I think my fishing buddy either needs to go to Kay's or Joe's Bar.  Probably a few Buds would be cheaper!  BigBertha says--I'm always a step ahead of Ol'Jake.  He can't confuse me likePeggyTheCreditCardGuy does to his customers?  I won't fall for the ol' few Buds trick!  Such is life.

GeorgeTheCrook says--Ya can't make a jackass a thoroughbred no matter how many times you tell me. He's still a jackass! DuaneTheWorm is full of all kinds of deceit and trickery (i.e. a lot of HO-HO-HUM!).  GeorgeTheCrook says--He makes me sweat bullets. Christmas season (i.e. consumerism) uses jealousy as it's best buying trick.  And you know what, it works in many cases. The commercial media is designed to make us feel unhappy and dissatisfied with our lives so that we buy whatever the advertisers are trying to sell. Just like folks fall for DuaneTheWorm's tricks and deceit soooooo do many consumers fall for the jealousy trick.  Both prey on the weak (i.e. they go duck hunin' where the ducks are).  Ya gotta find those suckers!  CadillacJack says--I want to remind you that one of the laws of nature is that the stupid usually remove themselves from the gene pool. A financial tip from JoeThe FinancialWizard for Christmas--I heard on the TV that one airline says--Bags fly free!  Soooooo if your mother-in-law is flying in for Christmas and she qualifies, make sure you tell her about it!  Ouchy ouchy! 

We are in Mesa via Bryce National Park and Zion National Park in Southern UT.  They were pretty but not as pretty as Arlene!  Oh no. From Grand Junction, CO to I-15 (i.e. middle of UT), there is nutten but pretty scenery.  That's maybe a couple of hundred miles.  There was a stretch of maybe 150 miles that there were only 2 exits and they said "Ranch Exit".  But the scenery was pretty--beautiful!  When we got on I-15 the speed limit was 80 soooooo I drove about 82.  Everyone else was passing my going about 90 or 90+.  Such is life.  I was reminded that erosion and time can really change the landscape--much like it does to our lives, our values, our morals, our churches, our believes, our families, and our country.  HO-HO-HUM!

When we were driving through the little towns out by the National Parks, I was reminded again about expectations.  Many of those little towns are in such scenic areas.  In those little towns are cute little businesses that are closed, being foreclosed on, boarded up, and just didn't make it.  The expectations were probably greater than actual reality.  It takes folks with money to make money.  There just weren't enough to make the expectation of the original cash flow of dreams.  This happens all over America--The business ideas sound oh soooooo good but they just don't generate enough cash.  HO-HO-HUM!  It says in the paper, so it must be right, that house prices have gone down another 1.2% for the quarter here in the Valley--If you bought a house 5 years ago, it would be worth 50% less or maybe even a lesser amount.  Our RE gal said that there is not as much demand for rental units this year.  Sooooooo...!

Saturday question--When is the last time you thought about what you think about?  Your thoughts can be HO-HO-HO or HO-HO-HUM!  AverageJoe says--What you think is what you'll be!  Such is life.

"Have we not groveled here long enough, eating and drinking like mere brutes?" ~Walt Whitman~    MissPerfect says--The barbarians are at the gate!  It's time to close this week's "It's Saturday".  Oh ya!

Have a FUN day my friends unless you have other plans. (-:

erv

MyFriendJean says--Nothing is opened more by mistake than the mouth!